May the Forciness be with you

After all Vader's been through, all the evil he has committed, and the life, family, and body he has destroyed, it's probably not surprising that he needs a coffee every morning as a pick-me-up.  Well... actually, this Vader is addicted to Starbucks coffee.  And when I say addicted... I mean ADDICTED.
- Commentary on Vader from the strip Meet Darth Vader

A thread log for certain people who actually seem to be interested in what this idiot does with his time.
*edit: I had no idea I'd already done so much with Vader.  He just loves to bother people on the internet.

Pt. 1: In which Vader taunts his grandson.
Pt. 2: Drift Fleet Test Drive, in which Vader meets an old friend(?) and makes new ones.
Pt. 3: In which Vader trolls a Finn.  He really enjoys Finn, so much terror for so little effort.
Pt. 4: In which Vader torments a Han
Pt. 5. Vader meets a lawyer, talks about lightsabers.
Pt. 6: Someone's early.
Pt. 7: Vader gets some father-son bonding time.
Pt. 8: Talking with a different Finn about the perks of the Dark Side.
Pt. 9: Commiserating with Poe on bad journal names.
Pt. 10: Vader makes a good grandfather.
Pt. 11: Vader and Rey in a cafe... rockin the rhymes, BOOM
Pt. 12: Answers an awkward text from a Han
Pt. 13:  Vader disapproves of himself.
Pt. 14: Vader discovers Han did something cool and annoys a Kylo because of it.
Pt. 15:  Vader Texts.
Pt. 16: Such a good grandfather.
Pt. 17: Breaking the 4th wall with Freekazoid.
Pt. 18: A space turtle farted... Vader was there.
Pt. 19: Vader tries to get a room on the giant space turtle.
Pt. 20: Vader still argues with himself.  Even when playing a game.
Pt. 21: More AU Han bickering.
Pt. 22: He really dislikes himself.
Pt. 23: Vader gets HR advice from Spock.